Non-fiction Aficionados Prints

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Tequila Mockingbird

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

So You've Cloned Yourself

Thomas Keneally

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

The Month of August

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

The Subtitle

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

'I stole it from the library.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

"We have a termite problem."

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

Marcel Proust.

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."