Nomadic Heart Gifts

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Are we broke yet?'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

And as the sun sets over the hills...

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

Just as I suspected - you have a travel bug.

Sign Above Toilet Reads 'In Memory of 'Spike'...'

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

"This is your portable office? I had something totally different in mind when you bragged about having one."

Adventure

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

"Why can't we have a mobile home?"

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."

"I think we should make an exception this time."

Next Stimulus 20 Miles

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway

'Noway I could become sedentary: I like roaming the plains too much...'

"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''

Priced for Immediate Sale - Have Gypsy in my Soul.

'Herbert changes churches so often that we decided to skip the packing and unpacking stages.'