Noisy Neighbor Satirist T-Shirts

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Suburban street.

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

Tangled wires.

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'