Noise-tolerant Reader Mugs

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Lou Reed

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

Blower wars.

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

You are what you collect.

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

"God...I hate elevator music."

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

Harp Book

First library card

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

"If we're going to continue ignoring each other, we'll need a lot more reading material."

'Yes, the sales figures are disappointing, but 'Carrion Connoisseur Guide' is hardly aimes at a mainstream audience...'