Noise-sensitive Pets Pillows

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Turn that noise down !

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

You are what you collect.

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"God...I hate elevator music."

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Drum kit for sale...

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Happy Fourth of July!

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'