Noise-sensitive Gardener T-Shirts

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The Music Seed

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

You are what you collect.

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

"God...I hate elevator music."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Happy Fourth of July!

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

Noisy Neighbours

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

A noisy drill annoys a statue.