Noise Reduction Innovator Mugs

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

Noisy energy?

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

Rational explanations

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

The Noisy Neighbours

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

"Stop the barking .50"

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

Noise pollution

'I can't hear you - let's repeat the last ten minutes of our extremely irritating conversation'

"You mind keeping it down?"

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

Noisy Neighbours

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

'Cotton wool' behind glass 'In case of fire alarm break glass'

"One way to prevent chatter is to alter your speed. Those RPMs are far too high for that size job." "Earplugs, another good way to stop the chatter."

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'