Noise Pollution Reducer Mugs

People asking a robin to be quiet.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Noisy energy?

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Climate change skeptics.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Environmental Conscience

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

Rational explanations

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"Help!"

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Clean the World.

Sneeze Police

"Shh, too much racket."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

The neighbour of the beast

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Noise Abatement Society

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

Elevator volume control.

Noise pollution