Noise Machine Tester Mugs

Noise machines for dogs.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Noisy energy?

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

Confucius say: shut up.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Making noise in the cinema

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"I can practice a different song."

Soccer Fans.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Person playing the cymbals.

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Bad Violinist.

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."