Noise Machine Tester Mugs

Noise machines for dogs.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Noisy energy?

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Confucius say: shut up.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Making noise in the cinema

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"I can practice a different song."

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Person playing the cymbals.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Angel and Devil Music.

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'