Noise Complaint Specialist Mugs

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

At the rock concert...

Noisy energy?

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Cat and Broom

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Turn that noise down !

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

"I am the manager, ma'am."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

Summer Dog

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Noisy Neighbours

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'