Noise Complaint Officer Prints

Summer Dog

At the rock concert...

Noisy energy?

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cat and Broom

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'Of course I care, madam!'

Turn that noise down !

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Customer Service - 'No - I demand to speak to your real manager!'

Antisocial Behaviour

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

"Look, I'm always happy to help customers with their problems. But you're talking to the wrong idiot."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

'Now, what's your complaint?'

Noise Abatement Society

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

"Complaints about the industry have gone through the roof!"

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Angel Stands In Line At Hell's Complaints Desk