Noise Buzzer Enthusiast Mugs

A metal detector deafening its operator.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bumble Bee

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Playing dustbins

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Communication

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"