Nochebuena Pillows

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Champagne

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Balancing two espresso martinis

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

Margarita

Scottish party

A man looks up at the earth

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

A Woman Holding Canapes

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Champagne

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

The last song before the party exploded.

Champagne Bubble