Noble Fighter T-Shirts

'Your too altruistic for your own good, pal - always standing up for other people's rights.'

The Royal Wii.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Ninja.

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

cayetana de alba

"I keep thinking I'm a noble gas."

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

Umbrella fight.

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

"I shall choose to be happy."

huntsman on horseback

"It's been a hard day. My butler forgot to do laundry, the limo has a scratch on it and I had to postpone my month long vacation a few hours. Anyway, how are you doing working two jobs to make ends meet?"

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.

Hong Kong stands tall

'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'

Mountain Climber with a Butler

The Royal Masquerade at Somerset House.

Unknown

'Dashed if I know who they are, either, m'lord!'