Noble Fashionista Gifts

Duchess

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Three Ladies

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The New Business Power Suit

Elvis Presley

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

Queen

Designer Baby.

Andy Partridge

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

Rape of the Lock- The Baron Cuts the Lock