Nobel Prize Achievements Pillows

Willy Brandt

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"So that's where you were last night."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Seamus Heaney

Employee of the month...

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

W. B. Yeats

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

Ivan Bunin

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Has anybody seen my old friend Nelson?"

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

"Flossie is as pleased as I am about producing this new vaccine, and we are both proud to accept the Nobel Prize."

Saul Bellow

J. M. Coetzee

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!

"He's become unsufferable since he got the Mac Arthur fellowship."

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

Presidential Medal of Freedom

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

Elf of the Month.

Research Hand Signals

'Oooh watch your step, that's my Nobel Prize. I wonder how it got down there, crazy Nobel Prize.... Nobel Prize.'

'Since a couple of physicists won our Nobel Prize, we ought to go out there and win the biology.'

James Chadwick

"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."