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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Nihilistic customer service"

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

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"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

Apocalipsis

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

The hand-knitted Xmas jumper...

'Just because!'

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

"Signal London the continent is cut off!"

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'The Nihilist Deli'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

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"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

"Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?"

"I sometimes ask myself why I needed a shell in the first place."

"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."

'Who has time to sit? There's so much shopping to do!'