Nighttime Meditator Prints

'Please RSVP.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

David Attenborough's Morning

"You've been served."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Wisdom for dummies

Lovebird and the Song Birds

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Oh, like you've never had a rap song stuck in your head.

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

A middle aged cow.

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Oi! Mind where you're going!'

"Stop howling, Larry — Tuesday is yoga night."

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.'

Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that?

"Star light star bright please let me wake up tomorrow and be a cat so I can sleep more and won't get my heart broken so much."

I Wish For More Nights Like This...

"I didn't have time for gong bathing this morning so have to make do with a quick splash of finger cymbals."

Bill got his best ideas late at night.

"Every morning the same thing: I drink my coffee and people laugh at me."

Dawn on another day in the pandemic.

Tom was up late last night, exercising his demons.

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."