Night-time Meditation Prints

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Late night teddy reading

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

"The 3-D version sucks."

Bath Time

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

Gardening By The Moon

Before the Dawn's Early Light

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

Security.

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

Tom was up late last night, exercising his demons.

Can't sleep?

'Please RSVP.'

Four different kinds of sleepers.

'Yes, he enjoys his evening glass of wine with a good book. It must be good, he's been reading it since 1983.'