Nighttime Gaming Pillows

Insomnia Jeopardy

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Playing cards.

The modern generation!

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Midnight Basketball

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Biliard Enthusiast

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"