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Exercise for the end of the day...

Counting ribs

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Questions

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

Scarecrow.

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The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Stormy Night

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Moon crooner

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Candlestick at Night

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"Look—there it goes again!"

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Same time next month?"

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

Teddy Bear's toy doll.

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Do you have any pull with the IRS?

Tradesman startles a man by trying to sell him a razor at night on a bridge

Bird Watching

Moon wolf