Nightcrawler Navigator Gifts

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Fishing direction sign.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Pull and all nighter...

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'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

A dream of consequence

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."