Nightclub Party Pillows

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Dancing in pyjamas

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The devil you know and his plus one

Green Balloon

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Margarita