Nightclub Party Pillows

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Green Balloon

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The devil you know and his plus one

Dancing in pyjamas

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Shaken not stirred

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

The Streets - Night