Night-time Ritual Lover Mugs

Bath Time

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

R.C.I.A.

Father nursing his sick child

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

A couple lie in bed

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Once upon a time...'

"Here you are darling...breakfast in bed"

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'I'm really tired, daddy. Can we discuss irony tomorrow night?'

Teeth out for a soak.

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

The Publican Dad

'I plucked my gray hair.'

"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"