Night Owl Chuckler Prints

'Someone's always burning the midnight oil around here.'

"The later the set, the less they get my jokes."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"The overthinker"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

The Snooze Bar.