Night Owl Admirer Prints

"They sleep all day. How wise is that?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Whom.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'Damn early birds.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'Sometimes I just feel like I don't know HOO I am.'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"Good night!"

"We've been dating for ages, but yesterday, I saw her in full daylight for the first time; just 'Wow'!"

'Whatever Dad: I don't give a hoot!'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

'It's two in the morning. Are you mad or something?'