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"No point going to sleep now."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Midnight Basketball

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

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