Night Activities Mugs

"I couldn't sleep."

"So it'll pollute the lake. It will also make the fish glow in the dark when we go night fishing!"

Night Owls v. Morning People

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Late night teddy reading

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The Streets - Night

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Bat

Hole in forty-seven.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

TV Repair 101.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

"The 3-D version sucks."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.