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"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Are we there yet?'

See saw

Santa's naughty list and nice list.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Wise up. We're not getting all this stuff because we were good this year - they're bribes for us to be good next year.'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Sorry darling, my friends and I also looked Santa's Workshop when we were kids but never found it...'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Fake Peter Cottontail.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Happy Halloween.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Mad House!

Pond Dipping...

'Look! A bald flower.'

Underwater.

'Next.'

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"