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"Kids."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Are we there yet?'

See saw

Santa's naughty list and nice list.

'Wise up. We're not getting all this stuff because we were good this year - they're bribes for us to be good next year.'

Ice Cream Tower.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'Sorry darling, my friends and I also looked Santa's Workshop when we were kids but never found it...'

Pond Dipping...

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Fake Peter Cottontail.

Underwater.

Happy Halloween.

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Broom! Broom!"

Two boys eating ice cream

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."

'Next.'

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."