Nieces And Nephews Mugs

'If we don't screw up, we'll make it! Check the windows and doors, and I'll empty this tray of ice cubes onto the fire.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Robot Parts $5

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Remote control pirate bully

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Wildlife

A young Don King

Director/Action Man toy.

Football Fans

Packaging Russian Dolls

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.