Teenager Nephew Mugs

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

'I'm past the phase of being embarrassed by you, and I'd like to start bringing my friends around as soon as we do something about all this kitsch.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Remote control pirate bully

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

At the Museum

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Football Fans

Wildlife

A young Don King

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls