Nicotine Patch Irony T-Shirts

Wear your wit on your sleeve—or chest—with our playful nicotine patch irony t-shirts. Perfect for those who love clever humor and making a statement, one shirt at a time.

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"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?"

"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?" mockup

"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?"

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?' mockup

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...' mockup

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...' mockup

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

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'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.' mockup

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

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'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!' mockup

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan. mockup

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

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'There you are - it works!'

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''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!' mockup

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

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"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"We think he picked it up at the kennel." mockup

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

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'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...' mockup

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

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This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days! mockup

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

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If they ban smoking in cars...

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"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once." mockup

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

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'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?' mockup

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

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"I've finally kicked my vaping habit." mockup

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

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Snowman

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'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.' mockup

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

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"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?" mockup

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

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Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance mockup

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

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Don't you puff your vape at me

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'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.' mockup

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

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'You may think smoking is cool now, but when you start huffing and puffing and you're not even trying to blow a pig's house in...'

'You may think smoking is cool now, but when you start huffing and puffing and you're not even trying to blow a pig's house in...' mockup

'You may think smoking is cool now, but when you start huffing and puffing and you're not even trying to blow a pig's house in...'

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Nicotine Patch Irony T-Shirts Collection

Nicotine Patch Irony Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs that embrace the irony of nicotine patches—ideal for sparking conversation over your favorite brew.

Nicotine Patch Irony Pillows

Bring humor into your home with pillows that depict the playful irony of nicotine patches—comfortable and conversation-starting.

Nicotine Patch Irony Prints

Discover wall art that highlights the humorous side of nicotine patch irony, perfect for creative and health-conscious environments.