Nicotine Patch Irony T-Shirts

"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

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'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'There you are - it works!'

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

If they ban smoking in cars...

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

Snowman

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Got a light, mate?'