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"More nicotine."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

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''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

Punch has a smoking break.

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

If they ban smoking in cars...

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"