Nicotine Patch Experimenter Prints

"This anti-grump patch is working. I've only yelled 'Get Off My Lawn' three times today."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Miami Mice

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Professor...what are you doing?

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"We're making progress."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"They're infantilizing us!"

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'Have you figured out why lightening never strikes twice?'

'There you are - it works!'

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....

No smoking initiative.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

The Clone Ranger