Niche Content Explorers Pillows

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Baby Screen Time

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Virtual Lap Dancing

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

Niche Marketing

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

"Space travel might seem routine to you Monkeys, but for me, it's the first time!"

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'