Niche Content Explorers Mugs

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Baby Screen Time

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"I've left the children to their own devices."

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Virtual Lap Dancing

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

Niche Marketing

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

"Space travel might seem routine to you Monkeys, but for me, it's the first time!"

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'

"When Santa's elves get new computers, we buy them and sell them at a great price."

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'