Nhs Reformer T-Shirts

NHS England: PCNs should create 'highly flexible' salaried roles for locum GPs."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Doctors Discussion

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Mental Health System Breakdown

Health Care Crisis table.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Privatisation of the NHS

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

Profits for Big Pharma

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

McNHS

NHS Suicide Counselling

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Earth Day / Girth Day

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed