Nhs Reformer Pillows

NHS England: PCNs should create 'highly flexible' salaried roles for locum GPs."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Doctors Discussion

Health Care Crisis table.

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Mental Health System Breakdown

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

Profits for Big Pharma

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Privatisation of the NHS

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

McNHS

NHS Suicide Counselling

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Earth Day / Girth Day

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Sick America

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission