Nfl Season Kickoff Prints

In a cost cutting move, NFL teams begin outsourcing jobs once held by domestic offensive coordinators.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Input From The Front Office

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Champions league'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."