Next Of Kin Mugs

"I'll read the will."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

Remote control pirate bully

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Football Fans

Director/Action Man toy.

A young Don King

Packaging Russian Dolls

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Wildlife