Newspaper Headline Collector Prints

Tony Blair: 'Everything's going PR shaped.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Reading the sports pages.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Newspaper suicide.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'How fast can you hype?'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Big Newspaper Delivery

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Here's what went wrong today."