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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'How fast can you hype?'

S.S.dot.com

Bush farewell.

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."