News Sensitive Pillows

'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Corporate Greed.

The Sensitive Dude.

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

'That damn racial scandal.'

"This is not good at all!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

School of journalism and politics.

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!

'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

Self made dictator Putin

Mitch McConnell

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'