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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Selling lemon latt�

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Author does not do tricks."

Sue the Author 3PM

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Crime in bookshop

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'