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'Big Issue!'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Selling lemon latt�

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Author does not do tricks."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Crime in bookshop

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."