News Satire Enthusiast Mugs

"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"

'Back in the good old days, when Presidents said 'gazillion'....They were joking!'

"Kim Kardashian is trying to break the internet with her butt."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

The height of fashion in 1796

reincarnated worm...

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Political convention

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

Meat Grinder

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'