News Media Followers Gifts

Trucker

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

The Real Russian history

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Trump returns home

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

Dangerous Trumpism

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

"N.H.S. Direct has been forced to close another two web pages due to cuts."

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Flu Drugs.

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

Iraq War Correspondency on a Budget

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'