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'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

Brexit Way

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

No-Work Orange

"Gee, thanks pal."

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'