News Digest Prints

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Squeezing the Free Press.

They're Not Just That Into It

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"We won!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

CIA report

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

A little bird told me...

Our Two Parties, Explained

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Trump Poutine

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired