News Deconstructionist Prints

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Superstition City

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

Russian war crimes

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

"I've been expecting this...FAKE WEATHER!"

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

Lies on the Internet

I Can't Believe It's Not Fake News

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

'The market fell today because it needed to fail before it could succeed.'

The Good News, the Media Nothwithstanding

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

'WARNING!!! Watching today's news may cause hallucinations and the distorting of the truth.'

"That's it for the climate news, now here's Cindy with the climate of fear report."

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."